I like you, up to a point!
You’re a bloody nuisance!
Fancy a steak?
Bite me!
Fangs for the memories
You need to go out and catch some sun!
You’ve got bats in the belfry!
Have you seen yourself lately?
Whatchya fancy to eat?
Once bitten twice shy!
Stick it to the man!
I want a shish kebab
I think I’m bleeding!
Bloody Hell!
Fancy a bloody Mary?
I’m cross with you!
Have you ever been baptised?
You’re my wing man!
Occasionally I find you a bit loopy!
You look like death warmed up!
You’re cold hearted!
Amorte! “to death in Italian”
Should I open the curtains and get a bit of sun in here?
Do you fancy a nibble?
You suck!
Lap it up!
You’re very hypnotic
Blood is thicker than water!
You’re my battle companion!
It’s of a grave concern
Tomb it may concern!
I love you to death!
I’m going to break your heart!
Neck and neck!
You’re pulling on my heartstrings!
I’m bored to death!
Upon reflection isn’t a sigh of relief for you to know that my vampire stories aren’t comedies! My vampires are part of my dark fantasy and horror works, they were not meant to be humorous, but me being me, I can’t help but think of fun things regarding my vampires from time to time – but this stuff doesn’t really belong too much in my personal vampire series.
I have thought about having a separate comedy vampire series I’d like to write, but I really am unsure of taking that plunge due to the amount jokes already in the genre – many I have used above!
Thanks for reading!
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